So here I am.
In England, to be precise. London to be preciser.
And you know what I found out?
England is waaaaaay ahead of the curve. Why? Let me explain: Turns out, England, along with most of Europe, has already abondoned the metric system in favor of a much more comprehensive, as well as AWESOME measurement: the Bear.
In Europe a plane travels one thousand bears per hour.
In Europe, I weigh .05 bears.
In Europe, it is .36 bear degrees out and partially cloudy.
Come on, planet Earth, hurry up! Don't let these tea-drinking, scarf-wearing buggers (I learned a new word) beat you to the
That is all. End of international transmission.
I'll be back in 43,000 bears. (that means a few days in 20BEARStown, which is the official new name of London, according to me.)